Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
The dad said he’d make a deal with his son, “You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we’ll talk about the car.”
Little Johnny thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.
After six weeks his father said, “Son, you’ve brought your grades up and I’ve observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut.”
Little Johnny said, ”You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there’s even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.”
To this, his father replied, “Did you also notice that they walked everywhere they went?”
I laughed aloud when I found this story yesterday, it’s funny. I just had to share it with you. Shared joy is a double joy!
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
Little Johnny walks into school one day
One day, little Johnny walks into school to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher.
She says, “Hello class, I’m Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name, class, remember it has an “r” after the first letter.”
The entire class says, “Hello, Mrs. Prussy.”
A few days later, the regular teacher is still sick when Little Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks what her name is.
Johnny thinks hard and then says to the teacher,
“I remember it has an “r” after the first letter.”
“That’s right!” she coaxed.
Then after a few seconds, Little Johnny says, “Mrs. Crunt?”
LOL!!
