Emma, Hannah, and Melissa are robbing a greengrocer’s shop when suddenly they hear a security guard coming. So they all jump into 3 nearby sacks.
The security guard kicks the first sack and says, “What’s in here?”
Emma says, “Meow.”
The security guard goes to the second sack, kicks it, and says, “What’s in here?”
Hannah says, “Woof woof.”
The security guard goes to the last sack, kicks it, and says, “What’s in here?”
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Melissa says, “Potatoes.”
Little Johnny Is In Grade 7
One day, Johnny asked his English Teacher,
‘Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H …….in hour, honest, honor, heir.
His English Teacher said,: ” We are not ignoring them; they’re considered silent “
During the lunch break, his Teacher gave him her packed lunch and asked johnny to heat it in the Cafeteria.
Little Johnny ate all the food and returned her the empty container…..!!!!!!!
His English Teacher: What happened? I told you to go and HEAT my food. you are returning me an empty container.
Little Johnny replied: “Madam, I thought ‘H’ was silent. “
Dedicated to all English Teachers.
