Wife: “There’s trouble with car. It has water in the carburetor.”
Husband: “Water in a carburetor? That’s ridiculous.”
Wife: “I tell you the cas has water in the carburetor.”
Husband: “You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?”
Wife: “In the pool.”
A woman calls her husband at work.
Him: “I’m sorry dear but I’m up to my neck in work today.”
Her: “But I’ve got some good news and some bad news for you dear.”
Him: “OK darling, but as I’ve got no time now, just give me the good news.”
Her: “Well, the air bag works.”
Wife: I lost my keys again!
Husband: It’s in your jeans.
Wife: Don’t drag my family into this.
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car
and was pulled over by a female police officer, who was also a blonde.
The officer asked to see the lady’s driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
“What does it look like?” she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, “It’s square and it has your picture on it.”
The driver finally found a mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. “Here it is,” she said.
The officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, “Okay, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop.”
Hope no one was offended by that one! It’s all in good fun!
