There is a man who walks into a barbershop.
As he sits in the chair to have his hair cut, the barber asks him how he wants his haircut to be.
“I would like the sideburns one high and one low, a few long hairs sticking out of the back and a few chunks on the side and top,” the customer replies without giving it a thought.
“I’m not sure I can do that,” the baffled barber tells the man in response, never having even heard of such an odd hairstyle.
But apparently, the customer didn’t see it the same way, since he angrily asked the confused barber, “Why not, you did it that way last time.”
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A Man Enters A Barbershop For A Shave.
An old man enters a barbershop for a shave.
He asked the barber: “Please observe my face closely, you would see that I have hollow cheeks.”
He replied: “Yes, I can see from this far, that they are quite prominent.”
The old man: No matter how hard I try, I never get a close shave. The bristle in my hollow cheeks always gave me a feeling that it was an incomplete shave.”
Barber replied: “Don’t worry, sir, I’ll give you the cleanest shave you’ve ever had.”
The old man sat down in a chair.
The barber after lathering his face gave him a small wooden ball and told him to put it in his mouth.
When Barber was shaving his right side of the face, he told him to move the ball towards his right cheek.
He continued shaving, and after some time he said now moved the ball towards his left cheek.
The whole process continued till the time shaving was done. Barber moved his hand all over the face of the old man, he seemed quite happy and satisfied, and told him, he could take out the ball from his mouth.
The old man, to check his shave, passed his hand over his face and expressed his satisfaction.
He returned the wooden ball to the barber and gave him a generous tip.
As the old man was leaving, he casually inquired: “I am just curious to know, if anyone swallows the ball by accident then what would you do”?
He answered with a subtle smile: “Sir not to worry, such things do happen quite often, but they return the ball the next day. The ball that you used today, was returned to me last evening”.
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Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
