A man goes on safari with his wife and his mother-in-law. One morning, the wife wakes up to find her mother gone. Immediately, she awakens up her husband and they both set off to find the old woman.
After a while, they see the mother-in-law, standing face-to-face with a ferocious lion!
“Quick, darling,” the wife shouts frantically, “Do something!”
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“Oh, no,” the husband says, “That lion got himself into this mess. Let him get himself out!”
The Three Little Pigs
This is classic – a story that proves how fascinating the mind of a six-year-old is. They think so logically.
A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.
She read, “And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: ‘Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?”
The teacher paused and then asked the class: “And what do you think the man said?”
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One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly “I think the man would have said: “Well, fuck me! A talking pig!”
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
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