A little old lady went to buy some cat food.
She picked up three cans, but the clerk said, “I’m sorry, we can’t sell this to you without proof you have a cat. Too many seniors are buying cat food to eat. Management wants proof that you are buying this for your cat.”
So the lady went home, brought in her cat and was sold the cat food. . . .
The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food and was again told she couldn’t buy them without proof.
So the old lady went home, brought her dog, and was sold the dog food. . . .
One day later, she brought in a box with a hole in the lid and asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole.
The cashier said, “No, you might have a snake in there.”
The lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her.
So the cashier put her finger into the box, quickly pulled it out, and exclaimed, “That smells like crap.” . . .
The lady replied, “It is. I want to buy eight rolls of toilet paper.”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
An old lady wanted to visit England
An old lady really wanted to visit England, the home of her ancestors, before she died.
So she went to the Federal Office and asked for a passport.
“You must take the loyalty oath first,” the passport clerk said.
“Raise your right hand, please.”
The old gal raised her right hand.
“Do you swear to defend the Constitution of the United States against all its e-n.emies, domestic or foreign?”
The sweet old face paled and the voice trembled as she responded, “Well, I guess so, but. . . Will I have help, or will I have to do it all by myself?”
