A woman goes to the local psychic because she wants to contact her dearly departed grandmother.
The psychic’s eyelids begin fluttering, her voice begins warbling, her hands float up above the table, and she begins moaning. Eventually, a coherent voice emanates, saying, “Granddaughter? Are you there?”
The woman is so surprised, opens her wide-eyed and says, “Grandmother? Is that you?”
“It’s really, really you, grandmother?”, the woman repeats.
“Yes, it’s really me, granddaughter.”
The woman looks puzzled, “You’re sure it’s you, grandmother?”
“Yes, granddaughter, I’m sure it’s me.”
The woman pauses a moment, “Grandmother, I have just one question for you.”
“Anything, my child.”
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“Grandmother, when did you learn to speak English?”
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Little Johnny Is In Grade 7
Little Johnny Is In Grade 7
One day, Johnny asked his English Teacher,
‘Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H …….in hour, honest, honour, heir.
His English Teacher said,: ” We are not ignoring them; they’re considered silent “
During the lunch break, his Teacher gave him her packed lunch and asked johnny to heat it in the Cafeteria.
Little Johnny ate all the food and returned her the empty container…..!!!!!!!
His English Teacher: What happened? I told you to go and HEAT my food. you are returning me an empty container.
The Little Johnny replied: “Madam, I thought ‘H’ was silent. “
Dedicated to all English Teachers.
