A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a stroll in the fields when they came across a cow and a calf rubbing noses.
“Boy,” said the farmer, “that sure makes me want to do the same.”
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“Well, go ahead,” said his girlfriend. “It’s your cow.”
Two blondes wanted to open the car locked
Two blondes wanted to open the car locked
Two blondes were shopping at the mall.
When they were done they went to their car, a fantastic convertible with leather upholstery, but found they had the keys locked in the car.
So they both kinds of stood there and thought for a while. Then one of the girls had the brilliant idea of opening the car with a hanger, so she started playing with the lock.
The other blonde looked up at the sky, became very worried, and pleaded, “Hurry, hurry! It’s going to rain and we left the top down!”
