The doctor is doing his monthly rounds of Alzheimer’s patients at the retirement home. He sees Old Joe and asks him, “Joe, how much is three times three?”
Joe replies, “73, right?
The doctor then goes over to Bill and asks him, “Bill, how much is three times three?”
Bill replies, “Wednesday, right?
Finally, the doctor goes over to Jim and says, “Jim, how much is three times three?”
“The answer is obviously Nine,” replies Jim.
The doctor is surprised and says to Jim, “That’s right. How did you come to that answer?”
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Jim replies, “It was easy. I just subtracted 73 from Wednesday.”
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A man wore Colonial clothing
A man wore Colonial clothing, guiding tourists through the historic district. Suddenly, he tripped and fell, breaking his wrist.
He went to the hospital, and as he sat waiting in the emergency room, a policeman
walked by.
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Doing a double-take at him in his 18th-century garb he asked, ‘Just how long have you been waiting?’
