In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, “Johnny, I have a feeling you cheated on your tests.
Johnny was amazed and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it.
“Well,” Mr. Johnson said, “I was looking over your test and the question was, ‘Who was our first president? “and the little girl sitting next to you, Mary, wrote ‘George Washington’ and so did you.”
“So? Everyone knows that he was the first president.”
“Now wait a minute,” Mr. Johnson said. “The next question was, ‘Who f-reed the s-laves? “Mary wrote ‘Abraham Lincoln’ and so did you.”
“Well, I read the history book last night and remembered that,” Johnny said.
“Wait, wait,” Mr. Johnson said. “The next question was, ‘Who was president during the Louisiana Purchase?’
Mary wrote, “I don’t know” and you wrote, “Me neither.”
LOL! He probably thought he would get away with it too!
The teacher always knows.
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Teacher says to Little Johnny.
“Johnny,” says the teacher, “what is the first thing your father does in the morning?”
“He takes a sh!t, sir,” says Johnny.
“Oh,” says the teacher, “and what does your father do for a living?”
“He’s a bricklayer,” says Johnny.
The teacher thinks, hmm, working-class, what else can you expect?
“Bobby,” says the teacher, “what is the first thing your father does in the morning?”
“He takes a sh!t, sir,” says Bobby.
“Hmm,” says the teacher, “and what does your father do for a living?”
“He’s a joiner,” says Johnny.
The teacher sees this as confirming his suspicions about the lack of linguistic skills among working-class children.
“Freddy,” he says.
“What does your father do for a living?”
“He’s a lawyer, sir,” says Freddy.
“And what’s the first thing your father does in the morning?”
“He reads The Times, sir,” says Freddy.
“Interesting,” says the teacher, ”and how much time does he spend reading the paper?”
“Not long,” says Freddy, “just until he’s finished taking a sh!t.”
LOL!!
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