A little boy went up to his father and asked:
“Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?”
The father replied.
“Well son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.”
LOL!!
Two little boys go to the grocery store
Two little boys go into the grocery store.
One is nine, one is four.
The nine-year-old grabs a box of t-a.m.p.o.n.s from the shelf of the grocery store and carries it to the register for check-out.
The cashier asks, “Oh, that must be for your mother, right?” ”
The nine-year-old replies, “Nope, not for my mom.”
Without thinking, the cashier responded, “Well, they must be for your sister then?”
The nine-year-old quipped, “Nope, not for my sister either.”
The cashier had now become curious, “Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister, who are they for?”
The nine-year-old says, “They are for my four-year-old little brother.”
The cashier is surprised, “Your four-year-old little brother?”
The nine-year-old explains, “Well, on TV they say if you wear one of these you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can’t do either of them!”
LOL!! Little kids can be incredibly fun!
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A Little Boy Called Daddy
A woman tried to reach her husband on his cell phone but found that she was out of credit.
She instructed her son Little Johnny to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site.
After Little Johnny had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that there was a lady that picked up daddy’s phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the cell phone.
Women!! ????? Hearing this Mom got angry.
She was impatiently waiting for her husband to come home from work and upon seeing him in the driveway, she rushed out and gave him a tight slap, and she slapped him again, for good measure.
People from the neighborhood rushed around to find out what the cause.
The woman asked Little Johnny to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called daddy.
Little Johnny said: “The subscriber you have dialed is not available at present. Please Try Again Later…”
LOL!!!
This joke has been circulating for years and still makes me laugh!
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
