A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
“But officer”, the man began, “I can explain”…
“Quiet” snapped the officer! “I’m going to let you spend the night in jail until the chief gets back”.
“But, officer, I just wanted to say”…
“And I said be quiet! You’re going to jail”!
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you, the chief’s at his daughter’s wedding so he’ll be in a good mood when he gets back”.
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“Don’t count on it”, answered the guy in the cell. “I’m the groom”.
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A Duck wanted to Buy Grapes
One day a duck walks into a store and asks the manager if they sell grapes.
The manager says, “No, we don’t sell grapes.”
The duck goes home and comes back the next day and asks the same question.
“No, we do not sell grapes.” the manager says
The duck goes home, comes back the next day, and asks the same question. This time the manager says with an enraged face, “No, we don’t sell grapes! If you ask one more time, I will nail your beak to the floor!”
The duck goes home. It comes back the next day and asks the manager if he has any nails.
The manager says, “No, I don’t have any nails.” The duck says,
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“Okay, good. Do you sell grapes?”
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