A man went into a pet store to buy a parrot.
He was shown an especially fine one which he liked the look of, but he was puzzled by the two strings which were tied to its feet.
“What are they for?” he asked the pet store manager.
“Ah sir,” came the reply, “that’s a very unusual feature of this particular parrot. You see, he’s a trained parrot, sir, he used to be in the circus. If you pull the string on his left foot he says ‘Hello’ and if you pull the string on his left foot he says ‘Goodbye’.”
“And what happens if you pull both strings at once?”
“I fall off my perch, you fool!” screeched the parrot.
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A Man Buys a Parrot
One day, a man goes to a pet store to buy a parrot.
The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks him to choose one.
The man asks, “How much does the yellow cost?”
The assistant says, “$2000”.
The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it is so expensive.
The assistant explains, “This parrot is a very special one. He knows to typewrite and can type really fast.”
“What about the green one?” the man asks.
The assistant says, “He costs $5000 because he knows to typewrite and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.”
“What about the red one?” the man asks.
The assistant says, “That one’s $10000.”
The man says, “What does HE do?”
The assistant says, “I don’t know, but the other two call him boss.”
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