“No,” he replied, “I’ve never done either.”
“Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women?” inquired the doctor.
“No, I’ve never done any of those things either.”
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“Well then,” said the doctor, “what do you want to live to be a hundred for?”
A Duck wanted to Buy Grapes
One day a duck walks into a store and asks the manager if they sell grapes.
The manager says, “No, we don’t sell grapes.”
The duck goes home and comes back the next day and asks the same question.
“No, we do not sell grapes.” the manager says
The duck goes home, comes back the next day, and asks the same question. This time the manager says with an enraged face, “No, we don’t sell grapes! If you ask one more time, I will nail your beak to the floor!”
The duck goes home. It comes back the next day and asks the manager if he has any nails.
The manager says, “No, I don’t have any nails.” The duck says,
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“Okay, good. Do you sell grapes?”
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