A trucker came into a truck stop coffee shop and placed his order.
He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards.”
The brand new blonde waitress, who didn’t want to appear stupid, walked into the kitchen and said to the cook, “This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?”
“No,” the cook said. “Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon.”
“Oh, OK!” said the blonde.
She thought about it for a moment, then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, “What are the beans for, Blondie?”
She replied, “I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights, and running boards, you might as well gas up!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A blonde, brunette, and a black haired girl are running.
A blonde, a brunette, and a black-haired girl are running from the police.
So they run into a farm and split up.
The black-haired girl runs behind a cow.
The brunette runs behind a pig, and the blonde runs behind a sack of potatoes.
Night comes and the police eventually find the barn and search it.
One of the policemen looks through the cattle and shines a light at the cows.
The black hair just yells “MOOOOOOOOOO.”
The policeman thinks nothing of it and moves to the pigs.
Thinking fast, the brunette tries to mimic the pigs and yells “Oink” “Oink.”
Once again, the policeman thinks nothing of it and moves on until he stumbles upon the sacks of potatoes.
The Blonde in the best voice she can come up with yells, “POTATOES POTATOES.”
LOL!!
