Carolyn, a rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport.
During the day she drives the car perfectly, but at night the car just won’t move at all.
After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without any luck), she furiously calls the Jaguar dealers and they send out a technician to her.
The technician examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it.
So he turns to the blonde and asks, “Ma’am, are you sure you are using the right gears?”
Full of anger, the blonde replies, “How on earth you could ask such a question!? I’m not stupid you know! Of course, I am using the right gears; I use D during the day and N at night.”
LOL!!
Two blondes are working at a warehouse.
Two blondes are working at a warehouse.
One blonde, tired of working, says to the other: “Watch this, I’m going to act crazy so that the boss will send me home.”
She climbs up the racking and hangs from the rafters yelling, “I’M A LIGHTBULB, I’M A LIGHTBULB, I’M A LIGHTBULB!!”
“What are you doing?! Get down from there and GO HOME!” shouts the boss.
The second blonde picks up her tool bag and heads towards the door.
“Where in the HELL do you think you’re going??” the boss exclaims.
“What? I can’t be expected to work in the dark!”
LOL!! A dumb joke is still a good funny joke!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
