My mom had always wanted to learn to play the piano, so Dad bought her one for her birthday.
A few weeks later, I called and asked how she was doing.
“We returned the piano,” said Dad. “I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet.”
“Why?” I asked.
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“Because,” he explained, “with a clarinet, she can’t sing along.”
A man walks into a barbershop to have a shave and shoeshine
A man walks into a barbershop and says, “I’ll have a shave and a shoeshine.”
The barber lathers his face and sharpens the straight edge while a gorgeous woman kneels down and shines his shoes.
The man says, “Hi there. You know, would you like to spend time with me in a nice place.”
She replies, “My husband wouldn’t like that.”
The man says, “Tell him you’re working overtime, I’ll give you more money”
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She says, “You tell him. He’s the one shaving you.”
