Apparently, I tend to brag too much about my home state of Ohio.
One day I told a long-suffering friend, “You know, the first man in powered flight was from Ohio. The first man to orbit the earth was from Ohio. And the first man on the moon was from Ohio.”
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“Sounds like a lot of people are trying to get out of Ohio,” he observed.
The Jackass and The Barman
I was sitting at a bar when a man walked in.
The bartender pointed at the seat next to me and said “Hey Jackass! Sit here.” The man sat down.
Then the bartender asked, “What do you want to drink, Jackass?” The man ordered a beer.
A little later, the bartender yelled, “Hey Jackass! You want a menu?” The man said “No.”
After a few more beers, the bartender said, “Hey Jackass! That will be $24.50.” The man paid and started to get up.
I stopped him and asked, “Why does he keep calling you Jackass?”
The man looked at me, smiled, and said, “ Oh… Hee Haw Hee Haw Hee Hallways calls me that.”
