A blind man walks into a bar with a bear on a chain and a parrot on his shoulder.
“Hey,” called the bartender, “no pets are allowed in here!”
“We are not just animals!” said the parrot.
“I’m not talking to you,” the bartender replied, “I’m talking to the guy.”
“Well,” the parrot replied angrily, “in case your beady little eyes haven’t noticed, the guy you’re talking to is deaf, mute, and blind!”
Then he added proudly, “I’m his service bird. I do all of his talking for him. If you talk to him, you’re talking to me, so don’t be such an a******!”
Hmmm, the bartender studied the bird.
“Okay birdbrain,” the bartender leaned in close to him, “let me guess, if you’re a talking service bird, then the bear must be a seeing-eye bear, right?”
“No,” replied the bird, “the bear is a bodyguard.”
“What the heck does a blind, mute and deaf guy need a bodyguard for?” asked the bartender.
“The bodyguard isn’t his, ya dummy!” the parrot yelled, “He’s mine!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
