Dentist Woman
A man was on a train and this woman opposite looked at him and said:
“Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place…”
Man asked “Are you single?”
She replied “No, I’m a dentist.”
Dentist Office Wake Up
A two-year olg gir, Sally was with her mother while her older sister was being examined by a dentist.
Sally kept herself busy playing with toys in the waiting room until she noticed that her mom was resting, her eyes closed.
With about six other patients waiting, Sally marched up to her mother, looked her straight in the face and shook her shoulder.
“Mommy,” she yelled, “Wake up! This is not church!”
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the man on the top bunk, the woman on the lower.
In the middle of the night the man leans over, wakes the woman and says, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I’m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket?”
The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye, says, ” I have a better idea, just for tonight, let’s make pretend that were married.”
The man says happily, “OK!” AWESOME!”
The woman says, “GOOD …. get your own darn blanket!!!”
