A farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is trying to hold the farm together until her husband can get out.
She’s not, however, very good at farm work,
so she writes a letter to him in jail: “Dear sweetheart, I want to plant the potatoes.
When is the best time to do it?”
The farmer writes back: “Honey, don’t go near that field.
That’s where I buried all my weapons.” But, because he is in jail all of the farmer’s mail is censored.
So when the sheriff and his deputies read this, they all run out to the farm and dig up the entire potato field looking for weapons.
After two full days of digging, they don’t find a single weapon.
The farmer then writes to his wife: “Honey, now is when you should plant the potatoes.”
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A Blonde lady went to a salon to dress her hair.
A Blonde lady went to a salon to dress her hair.
While dressing her hair, she noticed a handsome man sitting quietly in the shop.
Suddenly the lady turned to the man and said Mr.,
you are so handsome can we meet later today?
The man replied “I got married”
The woman continued; “and so? You can just tell your wife you’re going to visit a friend in the hospital and from there”……
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and the man replied: “Tell her yourself, she’s the one dressing your hair”.
