Paddy and Murphy were watching a movie.
Paddy said to Murphy, “I bet you €5 John Wayne falls off this horse and the horse goes over the cliff.”
Murphy said, “Okay, Paddy.”
So here they are, watching the movie, and John Wayne falls off his horse and the horse goes over the cliff.
Paddy turns round to Murphy, “I told you what would happen.”
Murphy said, “You’re right, Paddy, there you go €5.
Paddy thinks and at the end of the film, says, “I feel pretty bad here Murphy.”
“Why that Paddy?”
“Because I’ve seen this film before.”
Murphy says, “So have I, but I didn`t expect him to make the same mistake twice.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
Bubba driving a brand new pickup.
One day, an elderly man Jimmy was walking down the main street when he saw his old buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.
Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
“Bubba, where did you get that truck?!”
“Mary gave it to me,” Bubba replied.
“Did she give it to you?” I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?”
“Well, Jimmy, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Mary pulled off the road, but the truck in 4-wheel drive and headed into the woods.”
She parked the truck got out, threw o-ff all her clothes, and said,
‘Bubba, take whatever you want.’
So I took the truck!
“You are a smart man, Bubba!” These clothes woulda never fit you.”
LOL!!
