An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in her paintings that were on display.
“Well, I have good news and bad news,” the owner responded. “The good news is that a gentleman noticed your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. I told him it would and he bought all 10 of your paintings.”
“That’s wonderful,” the artist exclaimed.
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“What’s the bad news?”
OMG, what should the owner say?
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Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single.
Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single.
One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?”
Thomas replied, “Actually I found a lot of women I wanted to marry but when i bring them home to meet my parents my mom doesn’t like them.”
His friend thinks for a moment and says, “I have the perfect solution, just find a girl who is like your mother.”
A few months later they meet again and his friend says, “Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?”
With a frown on his face, Thomas answers, “Yeah, I found the perfect girl. She was like my mother. You were right, my mother loved her very much. “”
The friend said, “Then what’s the problem?”
Thomas replied, “My father doesn’t like her.”
