A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke.
A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat.
The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling, “You dumb blonde bimbo!
It’s blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I’d come out there and give you what’s coming to you!”
Two lawyers arrived at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks.
Two lawyers arrived at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks.
They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and begin to eat.
Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, ‘Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches here!
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The two look at each other, shrug, and exchange sandwiches
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