One spelling mistake can destroy your life!
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add ‘e’ at the end of a word:
“I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!”
These two guys are sat in their hospital beds having a little chat.
The first guy asks the second, “What are you in for?”
“Camera down the throat.” the second guy replies.
“Oh, endoscopy?” the first guy asks.
The second guy says, “Yeah. Checking for stomach cancer. How about you?”
“Camera up the butt.” the first guy says.
“Oh colonoscopy, checking for bowel cancer?” asks the second guy.
The first guy says, “No, my neighbor was sunbathing and my wife caught me taking a photo.”
Wife calls her mother:
“Today I fought so much with my husband. I am coming to live with you again.”
Mother: No. He should pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.
It’s wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.
Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory.
Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly woman, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked here e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a d e * d faint.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
PS: Sure is hot down here.
