A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes that he has lost.
He reduces height and spots a man down below.
He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?”
The man below says, “Yes. You are in a hot air balloon hovering 30 feet above this field.”
“You must work in IT,” says the balloonist.
“Yes,” the man replies. “How did you know?”
“Well,” says the balloonist, “everything you’ve told me is technically correct, but It’s of no use to anyone.”
The man below replies, “You must work in management.”
“Yes,” the balloonist replies, “but how did you know that?”
“Well,” the man says, “you don’t know where you are or where you are going, but you expect me to be able to help you. You are in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault.”
A Man and a Cab Driver
A man was heading home from work.
Unfortunately, the bus was canceled so he had to call a cab.
While in the cab, he noticed that the driver was missing a turn at an intersection.
The man gently tapped the driver on his shoulder and said, “Sorry Sir, but…”
The cab driver shouted: “AAAAAAHHHH!” and lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, missed a biker, scraped a fire hydrant, and stopped just 1 foot from a department store shop window.
For a full 3 seconds, everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver slowly turned around and said, “Look, never do that again. You scared the living daylights out of me!”
The passenger apologized and said, “I had no idea that a little tap would scare you so much.”
The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a taxi driver. For 25 years I have been driving a hearse!”
No wonder he was surprised!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!