One day a man was driving past a farm when he noticed that a beautiful horse was standing in one of the fields.
Hoping to buy the horse, the man stopped and offered the farmer $500.
The farmer said, “Sorry, he’s not for sale. He doesn’t look too good.”
The man said, “He’s so beautiful. Tell you what, I’ll give you $1,000 for him.”
The farmer repeated, “Sorry, he’s not for sale. He doesn’t look too good.”
The man really wanted the horse now and increased his offer to $1,500.
The farmer said, “Well, he doesn’t look so good, but if you want him that much he’s yours.”
So the guy bought the horse and took him home.
The next day he returned to the farm and jumped crazy. He shouted at the farmer, “Hey, you cheated me! You sold me a blind horse!”
The farmer said calmly, “I told you he didn’t look too good, right?”
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A Farmer Was Driving Down The Highway.
A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.
The cop asked the farmer, “Didn’t you know it is against the law to ride with a pig in front of your truck?”
He replied, “No, I didn’t know that.”
The cop ask the farmer where he was going and he said, “To Memphis.”
The cop said, “I’ll let you off the hook this time if you promise to take the pig to the zoo when you get to Memphis.”
So the farmer promised he would. A few days later, the cop spotted the farmer with the pig driving down the road and he pulled him over again.
The cop said, “I thought I told you to take this pig to the zoo when you got to Memphis.”
And he replied, “I did and we had so much fun, I’m taking him to the circus.”
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