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A Blond at a Football Match

One day the guy decided to take his blond girlfriend to see her first football match with him.

The duo managed to land two of the best seats right behind their team’s bench to guarantee maximum comfort and visibility.

After the game, the guy turned to his girlfriend, asking how much she enjoyed the experience.

To that, she replied, “Oh, I really liked it.”

She added, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles. But I just couldn’t understand why football match they were competing with each other over 25 cents.”

The guy was dumbfounded following his girlfriend’s response, trying hard to decipher what she meant.

Eventually, he threw the question at her, asking what she meant.

Again, she responded: “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was ‘Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello? It’s only 25 cents.”

LOL!!

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A Blonde Tried To Sell Her Old Car

A blonde wanted to sell an old car but couldn’t find a buyer.

She called her friend for advice and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car.

“235,000 miles”.

Her friend told her that was the problem.

But the blonde’s friend told her that her brother is a mechanic and that he could put back the miles to whatever she wanted.

So the blond went to the mechanic and told him to put the miles at 40,000.

Two days later, the blonde’s friend asked her if she had sold the car since her brother dropped the miles.

The blonde said to her, “Why would I sell the car? It’s only 40,000 miles on it!”

LOL!

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